STEP 01
01 · APPLY OR BE INVITED
A short application.
Tell us where you write or speak, and a sentence on why Ohrny fits. We respond within five working days. Half our partners are invited; the other half find us.
AFFILIATES · QUIET PARTNERSHIPS · 2026
Send your readers somewhere quiet.
A small, hand-picked affiliate program for writers, podcasters, columnists, and educators whose audience deserves a dating app that respects them. Flat per-signup payouts, ninety-day cookie, no leaderboards, no swag.
38 ACTIVE PARTNERS · INVITATION OR APPLICATION · NO MASS RECRUITERS
M. Okonkwo
— substack columnist
PERIODMarch 2026
VERIFIED SIGNUPS62 · 60-day retained
ANNUAL CONVERSIONS11
TIEREstablished partner
NET PAYOUT$1,848
WIRE · USD · NO DELAY
HOW IT WORKS
Three steps, no tracking pixels.
We use first-party server-side attribution. No third-party cookies, no fingerprinting, no UTM jungle. You share a vanity link; we credit you when someone signs up and stays signed up.
STEP 02
ohrny.app/okonkwo ?r=mar26
↓ COPY · QR · TRACKING DASHBOARD02 · YOUR VANITY LINK
One readable URL.
Real words, not gibberish. Use it in posts, footers, show notes, anywhere. Add a ?r= tag to track which piece converted, if that's useful to you.
STEP 03
03 · GET PAID
Earn on every real signup.
$28 when a referred reader becomes a paying member. A $10 bonus when they're still around 14 days later. Plus $24 if they upgrade to annual. Paid the 15th of the following month.
CALCULATOR
If you wrote about once per month, you'd earn:
Move the sliders to estimate. Conversion rate is the share of readers who click your link and become paying members. Established-tier rates assumed.
ESTIMATED MONTHLY PAYOUT
$11,210
282 verified signups · est. 209 retained at 14 days · roughly 51 annual upgrades.
WHO WE WORK WITH
A small, careful roster.
We approve about one in seven applications. We're looking for editorial voices whose readers would be glad to find Ohrny. We're not looking for SEO sites, coupon farms, or paid-media buyers.
NEWSLETTERS
Independent writers
Substack, Ghost, Beehiiv. Honest reviewers, dating columnists, modern-relationships voices.
PODCASTS
Voice-led shows
Conversational, 5k+ downloads per episode. Read-aloud spots and show-note links work best.
COLUMNISTS
Magazine writers
Print and online columnists with a recurring slot on dating, relationships, or modern life.
EDUCATORS
Sex- and relationship-positive teachers
Therapists, coaches, and educators who recommend tools to clients and students.
COMMUNITIES
Salon & group hosts
Dinner parties, supper clubs, queer- and ENM-friendly groups. Word-of-mouth, paid properly.
PARTNER DASHBOARD
A clean ledger, updated daily.
Real-time signups, retention curves, and which of your pieces are converting. No CRM oversharing — you don't see who signed up, only that someone did. We treat your readers' privacy with the same care we treat their photos.
- CSV EXPORT · ALWAYS
- UTM-LESS REFERRER TAGS
- WEBHOOK FOR YOUR OWN STACK
- NO PERSONAL DATA ABOUT REFERRED USERS
March, twenty-six.
M. OKONKWO · ESTABLISHED TIER
SIGNUPS
62
+18% VS FEB
RETAINED 14d
52
84% RATE
EARNED
$1,848
PAID 15 APR
1 MAR8152229
APPLY
Five fields, five working days.
A real person reads each application. We're slow on purpose — the more time we take, the better the partners we keep. If you've been invited, you'll have a code; paste it in and we'll bypass the queue.
ACCEPTANCE~ 1 in 7 applications
MEDIAN TIME TO DECISION3 working days
ONBOARDINGA 25-minute video call. Optional.
DIRECT CONTACTpartners@ohrny.app
URL or @handle. Newsletters, podcasts, columns, courses — all fine.
Two or three sentences is plenty. We read all of them.
BY APPLYING YOU AGREE TO THE PROGRAM TERMS AND THE OHRNY PRIVACY POLICY. WE WILL NEVER SELL OR SHARE YOUR APPLICATION DATA.